"So like... where am I? Is this the set for my new music video? If so, then that is like so totally kawaii but uh, I didn't realise that the video for a song all about wanting woohoo all the time was set in a garbage dump. Although, actually, you know, I kinda like that idea! It's a bit... risque, y'know? In fact, I am going to try that. Woo-hoo in a garbage dump. It sounds like fun!"

Well, unless you start earning some money, you will be woo-hooing your spouse in this 'garbage dump'.

"Spouse? Are you serious? I have to get MARRIED?"

Care to hazard a guess as to what aspiration my founder is? I thought I'd start of a legacy a bit differently rather than have a family or knowledge sim... so I whipped up Carmelita Drew in bodyshop et voila!

'Oooooooooh babyyyyyy!
I wanna wooo-hoo-oo-ooooooOOOhHH!
I wanna woo-hoo-oOoh YYYOOOOUUU!
I wanna oo-oo-ooooooh
Yeah babyyy!
I love... woo-hooing you! But I don't love you!
I just want you for woo-hoo!
Oh oooh oooh ooooooOOOOOOH!'
"...Why are people walking away? Don't they like my music?!"

Wellllll, would you look who it is. The legendary Goopy! And, the first thing they talk about is kissing, and they talked about it for ages! It made me laugh, typical romance sims! Gotta love 'em ;)

"Baby you are lookin' fine in them plaid shorts. You are SO like, the bomb diggity!"

I thought you were a Diva, Carmelita? Why would you ever want to be seen with someone who got dressed in the dark?

"Goopy can carry it off. He's the bomb diggity!"

...As you've said already.

"You got me fired from my job! I am so sueing your ass!"

With what money? I whipped you away from your popstar career so you could start over and have a BIG slice of humble pie.

"Well now, I wanna reach the top of my music career again! I'magonna make a comeback! It will be the bomb diggity! And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your face!"

...My face only has one side.

"...Say it to the lawyer, 'cuz the client ain't listening!"

Whilst on a date downtown with Amin, I spy this lovely looking gentlemen, Sabastian. He has good genes, and though they aren't that interesting, he would make good-looking kids. Anyway, Carmelita has the 'interesting' looking genetics anyway. I can't wait to see what their kids look like.
"I mean, I say to her, I say 'I'magonna make a comeback!' and so that has her quakin' in her boots! Now all I need to do is prove it. I'm thinkin' world domination, y'know? I can see it now, my name in lights just like it was before! Oooh I'm lovin' it! It's gonna be the bomb diggity bomb bomb!"
"You could cash in on this, Sabastian... just think of all the money..."
"Excuse me?"
"...That sounds awesome! I'll totally support you 100%! Go for it! It'll be the bomb giddigy!"
"...Sure."

They both kept doing this when I made them do romantic interactions... Not acting very much like a Romance sim at the moment, Carmelita!
But you're right, breeding with Amin would be cuh-razy!

I mean, look at what the kids would look like! That is just something that no-one wants to see.

"Okay, I'm really pleased for y'all's support about me woo-hooin' Amin, but seriously. You guys obviously aren't getting any. Go and get woo-hooed or somethin'."

"No! You're doing it all wrong! ALL WRONG, I SAY!"

"Ew... I think I stepped in some Vampire goop or somethin'!"
"I'M MELTINGGGGGGG!!"

"Okay. Seriously. WHAT'S THE DEAL?! I want my luxury king sized bed with silk sheets NOW or else I am quittin' this damn legacy!"

...Whoops. My Sims game minimizes when my anti-virus updates, and when it did I had to go for dinner... but I clicked on the Sims game so it began loading. When I got back it had loaded and had been playing for the half hour whilst I was eating.
Carmelita didn't die though.


...Damn. I must try harder next time.

Oooh, look what Amin left. A bunch of roses and a vase. How exciting.

Okay, I think someone's enjoying that a little too much. You've been on it so long your bladder motive is actually going down :/
Glitchy, much? XD

"He only has $2,000? Why the hell is he movin' in?!"

Sigh. You are such a material girl, Carmelita. This is about love, not money!

"No, it's definitely about the money. And the woo-hoo, obviously."

Haha whoops. Forgot that getting engaged was in her fears. OHWELLNEVERMIND. XD I'm still waiting for the fear of getting married to Sabastian goes away so they can tie the not, cuz time's-a-tickin' and if she waits any longer she won't have much time for kids.

"GOOD. I don't want kids. They're icky."

"This so totally wasn't my fault."

"Look what you have reduced me to. LOOK."

I'd rather not, thankyou very much.

"Like what the hell is up with you? What a freak!"

Yes, because there's absolutely nothing weird about what you look like right now :/

Hello Carmelita! What a wonderful day! :D

"..."

...Are you ignoring me?! What are the shades all about?!

"I'm going on strike. You never said anything about marriage or babies in the contract!"

You should always read the small print, Carmelita ;) Anyway, you're getting lots of face time!

I know you're angry with me Carmelita, but please stop bringing science experiment rejects home. These creatures scare me.
:(

HAHAHAWHOOPS.

...At least you won't be bringing home anymore apes. *Insertnervousgrinhere*

"You suck at this."

..I know D:

Okay, it was in her fears, but I had them woo-hoo before so she wouldn't go into failure. Don't she look purty? :)

"I am the man."

You ARE the man!

"I am the mayor!"

You ARE the mayor!

"My head is stuck in the doorframe!"

Your head IS stuck in the doorframe!

"Dear Diary.
It gets lonely being on my own in the house when I'm not running Pleasantview. I am thinking of splashing out on a teddy bear, y'know, so I have someone to talk to during the day. I wonder what my darling Carmelita gets up to during the day when I'm at work..."

"...I'm sure she is always doing something constructive, like working out, or playing chess. You know, considering the type of girl she is, she's very very well behaved! Not once has she cheated on me! I am such a lucky guy. Lucky, lucky, lucky guy."


Hmph. That's what you think...

... Nice outfit, Carmelita. Are you a stripper/army reject or something?

"No, actually. It's my uniform. It enhances my assets. Enhanced assets mean longer studio time which means more money."

... Yeah, I'll go with that!

I tried for ages to resist downloading CC furniture. But no longer could I resist that urge D:
Now my downloads folder is bulging, haha. Even though I only really have 1 (big!) bedroom set, several living room sets, a big nursery set... and lots of walls and floors... IT'S HARD WHEN YOU'RE ON A DOWNLOADING SPREE NOT TO DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING D:

What did you do to my lovely little quaint nursery!?!

"I funked it up a little. If you're going to torture me by making me reproduce, you could have at least made the nursery some-what modern!"

I really hope it's a girl after you've just spent most the funds on this nursery!

Top of the Music Career - LTW achieved. YAY!

LOL.

"Don't laugh at me. My joggers are beginning to get a bit tight around the hips and thighs, so I'm burning some calories!"

By hitting your face on the running machine?
Anyway, working out won't help you get rid of the PREGNANCY BLUBBER!

"I'm PREGNANT?!"

NO WAIIIIII! Yeah, way. Duh. I did tell you.

"Yes, but I didn't believe you because you have a habit of teasin' and torturin' me."

...You make me sound like such a bad player D:

*Snigger*
Having fun?

"Actually, I am in the process of finding Zen and Enlightenment, so if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you leave this establishment right now."

Woah... does meditating make you smart? Ms.Carmelita here has just swallowed a dictionary!

Finally, I thought you were never gonna have this one. About time.

"WOAH. Is her butt really that big? I could park a double-decker bus in it's shadow! Lord almighty!"

Aww! Look! A little girl! So, what did you name her, Carmelita? I was thinking something like 'Sarah' or 'Hannah', or maybe even 'Jennifer'!

"Her name is Kahlen Sunrise Heavenly Marianna Drew, actually. Or just Kahlen Sunrise for short."

O_______________o
Honestly. Celebrities and their babies - I feel sorry for the poor kids, they always get stuck with the weirdo names. Someone once called their kid Telephone. Telephone? Are you serious?!

...The floor is not a very safe environment for a young child, Carmelita.

"Well what do you expect me to do with her? I've already fed her twice, and now she's leakin'. She also smells really bad. What's the point in kids, really? All they do is cry, eat and poop. They're a waste of time and money."

"I'm so proud of my wittle baby girl! Coochie coochie cooo!"
"Yeah me too, I can't wait to see her grow up!"
"Mmm.. who are you?"
"Oh, I once went on a date with your wife. She was the best woo-hoo I ever had! WOOP WOOP!"
"Why I oughta..!"
Just spin the baby, Sabastian, SPIN THE BABY!

Aww, she's not too bad looking either! She grew up with cute hair and a cute outfit! Certainly not a classic stunner, I'm anxious to see what she will look like as a child! She's a shy, active, neatfreak who can be a bit grouchy and serious at times.

(In simple terms, 9/1/9/3/3)

"Oh, just so you know, I'm going to be poppin' out another sprog of yours in a few days. Or at least I think it's yours. I dunno, I'm not to sure. It could be Benjamin's."
"Oh my GIDDY AUNT. How terribly exciting!"
Did he hear her right?

Wutcha doing there, Sabastian?

"I'm just going through some birth techniques with Carmelita! I've come up with some great ideas!"

O_________o
Well there's something new and uh... disturbing for you! Try to erase that image from your mind. Pretend this slide never happened -------->

Time for little Kahlen Sunrise to grow up. Please be cute. Please be cute.

...
How did such good looking parents make such a weird looking offspring? Her eyes are nice and big, but her nose is like scrunched up and her mouth is rather bizarre. She looks like a munchkin D:

"I hate you! I have had enough of this legacy junk! When can I stop havin' babies?! It hurts too much! Aren't there any drugs you can get for this?"

I'm sure there are but I don't want to be arrested for having them :)

"Like, oh my gosh you guys. I'm totally gonna float in midair to show just how freaked out I am by this. I mean, crumblies woo-hooing is just gross, you know? Eugghh."

"I'm really pleased with this one."

Why? Firstly, it has BROWN hair, not red, and secondly, it's not a boy! She's going to be a clone of her sister!

"Well you don't know her name yet! I think it's really kawaii. She's called Tiger-Lily Avacado Matilda Drew! But don't forget, it's just Tiger-Lily Avacado for short!"

*Headpalm*

Top of the Criminal Career track - LTW acheived. Yay!

"Why is it squirmin' so much? Why is it resistin' me?! I've never been rejected before!"
*Pout*

"Oh no you didn't!"

Hehe. Yah I did! :D

"Woo yay wooo!"
Time for little Tiger-Lily Avacado to grow up. I expect she will be a carbon copy of Kahlen Sunrise. Pssh.

And, of course. she looks just like her sister, except with different hair and clothes. Oh well, she's cute for now. Even though so far she has 8-or-so logic points, she doesn't seem to be very smart. She just picked up this dirty bottle, drank it, and promptly threw up.
Obviously doesn't seem to have much common sense.

Kahlen Sunrise is so mean! She autonomously kept teasing her little sister. I kept cancelling but it just kept flashing up.
What a meanie!

... Why is Tiger-Lily Avacado glowing green?

"Oh, do you like it? It's this new perfume or somethin', called 'Eau de Glow.' It has this weird effect on her.. she seems to be like super kid or somethin'!"

YAY!
What time is itttttt?
It's baby-time!

"Man my wife is suh-mokin'!"

"Here, hold this for me."

What do you think you're doing? THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Grrr. *Itches for boolProp*

"Help! There's another!"

"Hey mom, guess what?! I made it onto the leaderboard for SSX 3! Hell yeah baby!"

Speaking of babies...

Here is Caleb Wallace Drew...

...and here is his twin brother, Kai Phoenix Drew.

It looks like Carmelita had a mind blank - they only have 3 names each, instead of the normal 4 or 5! Shock, shock, horror, horror!

But finally. A boy (or two)!

In the meantime, I decided to give Carmelita a makeover. She looks like a rock goddess, doesn't she? Haha. Maybe not goddess. She kinda reminds me of Toyah Willcox (spelling? People from the UK might know who she is) and if I don't say so myself, Carmelita looks kinda hot here. Yeah.
XD

Put. The Baby. Down.

I was worried that he'd walk off the lot with little Kai Phoenix here!

...Or at least I think it's Kai Phoenix. I'm not really sure.

"Look at me, I'm all growed up!"

Mm. Yeah. You look *just* like Tiger-Lily Avacado. Except your hair is lighter. But genetically it's the same.

"Yes, but my hand is different! Look at it! It's beautiful!"

Please. No more hand jokes. They're in like *every* legacy.

And I suck at them.

It's double birthday time! Yaaay!

Here's Caleb Wallace - what a cutie! You could just eat him all up! Aww!

And Kai Phoenix. Who is bizarre looking. Cute-ish though.

It only really just occured to me. I have suffered from the first born effect. Only it's too late to do aynthing about it as Carmelita CERTAINLY isn't having any more kids. The twins are wearing me out!

And, almost immediately after, Sabastian transitions into elderhood, and he's not looking too shabby. His outfit is dodgey - a nice, respectable, elder-like top, and a pair of Goopy shorts.
Ew.

And, before I know it, Carmelita is an elder!
"I've still got it and you know it, baby!"

Looking like a pretty respectable grandmother, even though her youngest children are toddlers. She is actually a good mother - she hasn't rolled any typical romance sim wants for ages.

"Like, oh my God you guys. Did you see that thing across the path? I would stay away from it if I were you. Like, you might catch something..."

"What are you saying about me now, Kahlen Sunrise?! Just because I happen to have more than 3 brain cells doesn't mean you are entitled to bully me!"
"Freak!"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

"NO! No, don't call mom. Why can't we come to some arrangement, huh? Besides.. if you tell mom she might take away my credit cards and I just can't deal with that! The shops are calling my name! They want me to buy clothes and shoes and make-up and pretty girly things! Like makeovers! If you're nice to me, I might even save up and buy you some plastic surgery for your birthday! So how about it, huh?"

...What on earth are you doing?
"...Daddy said that I couldn't get a bubble-machine, so I decided to make my own... but it didn't work! *Coughsplutterdie*

.....
Ehh.
Um.
Maybe she'll grow into her looks?

"I am so cuh-yute!"
I don't even know why you are checking yourself out. Despite the pretty CC hair and clothes you still look like a munchkin.
"Munchkins are cute!"

"Why hello there brothers!"
Woop. Finally. No more annoying toddlers. These kiddos can look after themselves now.

Caleb Wallace is noticably cuter than his brother. He also has caterpillar eyebrows. Eww.

And Kai Phoenix is weird looking.
Yeah. I can't think of anything else to say.

Awwwww! See! Caleb Wallace is definitely the cutest one!
"Please, I would prefer if you used a synonym for 'good-looking' that doesn't make me sound like a girl."
Ooo-er.
"For example, handsome would be a rather nice one to use, don't you think? In fact, I bet there are many many more synonyms! We should read my trusty Thesaurus! Oh man, this is going to be so much fun!"
...Yeah sure.

LOL.
Glitchy face. She's had this same expression for like 2 days now.
"This Tiger-Lily Avacado be angry!"
Wooaahh... now she's talking like a caveman. I suggest we all back away verrrry slowly, before she loses her marbles and sets up an army of seemingly inanimate objects!!
Yeah, that's right. I've read her diary. She may look like an innocent slightly ugly munchkin, but she has an even uglier mind! Mmm. Yeah. Better keep an eye on this one!

"Hey baby...*wink wink*"
"I'm sorry, Carmelita, I'm not in the mood right now. My back is aching from last night!"
"..."
"Also I'm just not as flexible as I used to be! I mean, I can never hold those positions for hours like we used to!"
"..."
"And, it gets ever so awkward for someone my age. I just don't last long anymore! I'm just a one-minute-wonder!"
"Please?"
"For the last time, no, I will NOT play Twister with you!"

"This is gross."

Don't look at me. Your mom made it.

"Does everything she make emit a green substance? *Insertraspyvoicehere* It burns. It burns I tell you! It corrrrrrroooodddddessssss thingssssss! *Endraspyvoice*"

"Ewww. You can't tell ANYONE about this. Got it? If the chicks hear about this... man. I'm gonna be single until I'm 12!!"
"I didn't even do anything! It was you who initiated the-"
"I so did not! It was you who just wanted to-- uh, hi, how much did you hear?"

Pretty much everything... I also saw quite a lot too... including the AUTONOMOUS family kiss you just gave Caleb Wallace!

"NO I DID NOT! MOOOOOOOOM!"

Hey listen, I don't know why you're moaning. Emo chicks dig it when guys kiss.

"...Really?! Sweet! Pucker up!"

JUST DON'T kiss your brother in that way, okay? *Sweatdrop*

"Dear Diary.
I am writing this entry as a stranger. The previous Tiger-Lily Avacado is no more. Well, obviously, she is still here as I am she, apart from the previous her is now locked away. Well, her outer shell, for now her soul has been poured into a cute, bimbo's body.
Yes, that's right. This is the only way that I will have a chance to become the heiress and turn the family around before it's too late! Already, my ditzy mom has made this family the laughing stock of town, with her stupid thousands of names. Yess. That's right. I call this 'Operation Deception!'
See, I am really not a cutesy girl, and I know the disguise is fooling you. I may look like a sweet girly girl, but I'm not. I even have dead things in jars in my bedroom, my only sanctuary that hasn't been infected with... bimbo things. Well, the other room would be my brothers, except it has a distinctive pungent smell in there. I would not want my pretty dress to get all smelly..."

"Alas! Shock, horror! What am I saying? It appears that a hair cut and dye, some very craftily applied make-up and pink garments of clothing have changed the way I think in some small way or another! Small way or not, it is too much! I am shocked at the transformation taking place... but if I want to be the heiress, I must continue acting in a sickly-sweet little girly manner!"

"For now, I have stolen my older sister's diary. It is full of air-head comments, perfect for my research, and a little bit of entertainment at her expense. She is so dumb that she attempts to write in her diary using a kitchen knife. And you know the funniest thing? She wants to go to college! My siblings do make me chuckle sometimes. In a bad way."

"For example, I will often sit on the other side of my brother's door, listening to Kai Phoneix practice cheesy pick-up lines to use on 'chicks'. Ugh. I shudder at the thought that my brother is so idiotic that he thinks women are some kind of poultry. I really do not have high hopes for him. On the other hand..."

"...his twin, my brother, Caleb Wallace, I do have some hope for. Not a lot, however, as he is a weedy little bookworm. He and I do share something in common. Our lack of nice points. That's right. We both have only 3, and quite rightly so. Otherwise my plan to take over this legacy would be a waste of time! He is the only one in this family (except me) that believes all this big-headed celebrity name nonsense is truly embarassing. Well, my father just stays on the side, rather subdued. I fear that he is turning senile before his time. I caught him drooling the other day. I think he was reading some kind of magazine. I sincereley hope it was a food magazine with mouth-watering dishes on its pages rather than... eugh. Don't make me even think it."

Meanwhile...
Old habits die hard, eh Carmelita?

...Kai?
Shouldn't you be studying instead of watching your mom woo-hoo someone that isn't your dad?
"Well yeah, I should, but..."
...But?
"This may be my only chance to pick up some tips! I never knew that Mom could do all those neat things! And Goopy, well, I think he could do with a little improvement."
...You want romance tips? I'll get you in touch with Gage. He is living proof that ugly guys can pick up hot women! Hot tub, anyone? ;)

*Gage is from Candi(random bunch of numbers here XD)'s brilliant Uglacy. He also features in her Prettacy too, both of which are spiggin' awesome. Check them out!

I love Autumn. It's the only time of year I manage to successfully get the kids (or the adults for that matter) to skill and actually earn points!

"Wow... Who woulda thunk that some crumbly old dude would have made so much cool stuff?!
Thank the lord for Ralph Lauren!!"


*headpalm*
For a second there I thought she was going to talk about some amazing scientist who discovered someniftyelement-agon!

"$100?! Awesome! Thanks so... Hang on. I know what this means. You want me to be in your Legacy! You want me to marry one of your kids, make hot lookin' offspring and then revel in all my glory!"
"...No, it just means I'm not getting any. I was hoping that this would give you a push in the right direction... if you know what I mean."

"Oh... um. Yeah. *Sweatdrop*"

Time for 'girly girl' Tiger-Lily Avacado to grow up.
Fingers crossed that she won't be a weird looking teen.

Well, she isn't too bad from this angle. She rolled knowledge (how fitting) with a LTW of reaching the top of the adventure career. Again, how fitting! I quite like her hairstyle but it would appear that not everyone else does...

"Sis. I think you are like sooooooo gorgeous and your clothes are super kawaii, but why'd you grow up with such ugly hair?"
"I quite like it actually..."
"Well... I'm gonna make it loads better! Dreads are for dark evil people. Pretty girly hair is for light happy people! Just like you, sis!"
"...Mmm..."
"So I'm gonna give you a makeover! YaaayWoooYayy!"
"...Yeah I'm not too sure that I wanna stick around to see this..."

"See? Girly hair is totally kawaii!"
"Oooh, that is pretty cute actually!"
"I know, right? Now I've FINALLY found something I'm good at, I don't need to go to learn all sciencey things at college. I can do BEAUTY instead! Yaaaayy!"
I think you'd be perfect at it. Watch out for this one... she'll be having a hair salon!

The first of the Drew kids head of to university, with a nice $3,000 or so in scholarship funds. Hopefully she'll grow into her looks... anyhoo, I'll play her until she's probably in her junior year, and then send Tiger-Lily Avacado to Uni as well.
I'll also probably do a chapter with the kids at college but until then...

...It's time I left you! And I will do so with a picture of the eldest, Kahlen Sunrise at college.
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