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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
Welcome to Legacyland! This special presentation is brought to you by Spange Enterprises - "Where you too can be a Goddess!" And here to introduce this wonderful new place to you and yours ... our Creator, our Founder, and our All-Around Hostess ...
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
... Ms. Miss LegacyLand Herself!
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"That picture is crooked. I can see it ... it's off by an inch ... Who the hell are we paying around here to keep the decorations up to speed?!"
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
... Uhh ... Ms. Miss LegacyLand herself!
"Hmm ... looks like the gardner has been laying down on the job again, too. Those trees need a severe trim! And the grass! What is this? Wild kingdom?!"
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
... errr ... Ms. Miss Lega ...
"Well ... I can see that the furnishings are at least up to snuff. Geez at least SOMETHING around here is working ..."
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
Hey ... is her earphone turned on? Someone check the feed!
"Wardrobe looks good, too ..."
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
*yawn* "Man ... I wish they'd get this show on the road. I'm missing Charmed!"
*tap* *tap* *tap* SQUEAL!! SCREEEEECH!!
"What the ...?!"
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
And here to introduce this wonderful new place to you and yours ... our Creator, our Founder, and All-Around Hostess ... Ms. Miss LegacyLand Herself!
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"Am I on now?"
Yes, Ms. LegacyLand ... cameras are rolling! We just had a slight glitch with your earphone.
"Great! The equipment is as old as time, too! GEEZ! What does a person have to do around here to ..."
Cameras ARE rolling ...
"Oh ... sorry ..."
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"Greetings one and all to Legacyland! I'm Miss LegacyLand the Creator, Founder, and All-Around Hostess. I'm here not only to show you around, but to introduce you to the various families that have (or will) settle here!"
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"Legacyland has pristine beaches for your summertime (anytime) enjoyment ..."
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"We have the King Lake Boardwalk to cater to your leisurely activities, and your shopping addictions ..."
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The North Legacy Mall will intrigue the younger members of our budding society, as well as the shopping mogul in us all."
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"Lush forests dot the landscape here ... for those nature enthusiasts (such as myself) ..."
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"And for those of you seeking the other half of your soul ... your soulmate ... we have Lover's Lane! This 'perpetual night' spot is the perfect place for a romantinc interlude between you and your (potential) loved one."
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"And there's also the South Legacy Mall - clothing, food, and more! So bring the entire family!"
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"And Legacyland is bordered by pristine, purple mountains (majesty) where we have our most famous of Legacyland's landmarks ..."
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" ... The Three Heads of Knowledge!"
Psst! Miss! There's a spacecraft in the shot! And we're LIVE!
"Umm ...and don't mind that UFO-type thing ... that's just ... umm ... a prop. Yeah ... a PROP to lure those knowledge enthusiasts to the neighborhood. It's just a simple gag. Nothing more! Really!"
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"But back to the mountains! They ARE pristine and scenic, aren't they? If you like to hike, Legacyland's mountains, with our highest peak - IQ Peak, will draw you to the limits of the sky!"
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Created: 02.11.2005 Updated: 02.11.2005
"We welcome everyone! It doens't matter whether (or not) your interests are based in knowledge, family, fortune, romance, popularity, or growth and learning ... Legacyland is for YOU!"
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