"Hi, I'm Tayla Black. I'm going to show you what I cook for my old husband, Caesar, when he's needing something to pep him up. That's Caesar on my right, with a mustache that I simply have to endure... but that's another story."

"First you need all the ingredients.
1/2 lb. elbow macaroni, 3 TBSP. butter, 2 eggs, 6 ounces evaporated milk (canned), 1/2 tsp. hot sauce, dash of Worcestershire sauce, pinch of cayenne pepper, 1/2 tsp. dry mustard, salt, white pepper, 10 ounces cheese, shredded."

"Just to keep Caesar busy, I have him cook the pasta, making sure he reads how to do it on the package directions."

"Then he forgets to watch it, but that's okay. The pasta is cooking just fine while I do the rest."

"I make sure Caesar stays in the garden watering the tomatoes for the rest of the meal preparation by threatening him with the garden hoe... but you may not have to do that with your old hubby."

"So... while the pasta is cooking, ignore your husband who snuck back inside. Whisk together all ingredients minus the butter and cheese."

"When the liquid is warm, whisk in the cheese, little by little. Never mind where Caesar put my stove. It works for me."

"Little by little, I said."
"Eh? Oh, sorry. I wasn't sure you heard me."

"Stir constantly until cheese is melted."

"Watch cheese carefully so it doesn't boil over or burn. That's why I never let Caesar make this."

"Oh, sorry. I forgot to close the bedroom door. AHEM."
"Now, drain the pasta that Caesar forgot about, return to the pot and melt in the butter. Find a spoon in the back of your meager kitchen, well maybe yours is a luxury place, but times are hard for us oldies sometimes. AS I WAS SAYING...Stir in the cheese sauce and mix until fully coated."

"I have to do all my cooking out here, like I said. I did say that didn't I? But you may have the luxury of a bigger kitchen. It doesn't matter. The results either way are yemmy... er, I mean yummy."

"Sneak a taste when no one is looking. The advantages of a stove outside. Heh. Well, the guests are watching TV inside, so I can get away with it."

"Carry your creation innocently inside the house..."

"And watch Caesar try to convince the cooking guru of no repute to try my Zesty Mac 'n Cheese."

"Serve your guests this fine meal in a bowl, while it's hot."

"Well, all the guest will be seated shortly. Don't rush me."

"Tell Caesar that he can have some, too, if he's finished watering the tomatoes. He says he did, but I'm not sure he's truthful. I'll let him eat anyway. DRAT that bedroom door. Needs some new hinges, ya see."

"Ah. You see how he loves it? That's part of my charm... feeding him hot stuff, 'cause he's hot stuff. Whether you think my old guy is hot or not doesn't bother me at all, young'uns!"

"Excuse me. The only way I can get a picture of my husband is to sneak outside and snap away through the window. He has his little odd ways... but don't we all?"

"When I hurried back inside I saw that even the young semi-guru-in-training has a big mouthful! I knew Caesar would convert him to my cooking." :)

"I hope you enjoy this recipe. Excuse me. I want to have a bit more. I feel a little thin and weak after all this. I got this recipe from Fumi_M, but don't tell Caesar for GOODNESS sakes. It would ruin my reputation."
!!! REMEMBER--- Zesty is Besty !!!