Don: (to self) I'm not so sure about this hat. It's all floppy-like. Hmm, I know we're going for the chef look and all, but it may hurt my reputation with the ladies.

Don: I guess it's not so bad. You know I might just have a shot at this celebrity chef career. Tell me when the camera guy is ready to start shooting.

Offstage: Don, we're already rolling.

Don: Oh! Ahem, Ha ha! Well Don Lothario here to fill you in on one of my favorite holiday dishes. Frozen Peanut Butter Pie. Fellas this dish is really as easy as pie and trust me if you make it for your lady friends they will be eternally greatful to you. In fact, today I've been invited to the home of the triplets, Kimmy, Kiki, and Kayleigh to share with them the culinary delicacy of Frozen Peanut Butter Pie. This recipe is straight form Mom Lothario's kitchen and will tantilize the tounge every time.

Ladies: (high pitched valley girl giggles) We've heard fantastic yummy things about your mom's Frozen Peanut Butter Pie, Don. Can't wait to taste it! We'll be here by the pool untill it's ready. (more giggles)

Don: Momma always told me that fresh is best. And that's how Don likes to roll. First things first, you want to start with some fresh ingrediants. You'll need:

4oz Cream Cheese
1 cup powdered sugar
1/3 cup smooth peanut butter
1/2 cup milk
1 8oz cool whip
1- 9 inch graham cracker crust

Don: Whip the softened cream cheese until it is nice and fluffy.

Don: Look at that fuff! Then beat in the powdered sugar and peanut butter. Gradually add the milk, blending well. and finally fold in your cool whip.

Don: Pour the mixture into your prepared crust. Then freeze it until it is firm.

Don: The freezing part will take several hours. It's hard to wait, but believe me it's worth it. Look I'm so excited about this pie I'm getting that white tingley "in-the-zone" feeling.

Don: It may look like I am about to bake this frozen pie. However this is no conventional oven. I pulled a few strings and had the repairman convert it to a super deep freeze so I can speed up the freezing process. Afterall, it would be cruel to make the lovely triplets wait too long to sample their pie. If you are making this dish at home your regualr freezer will do the job in a couple of hours. Waiting overnight will give you the best results.

Don Lothario likes to make a good impression. So while the pie is freezing I'll clean up my dirty dishes.

Don: Believe me the ladies will really be impressed that I cleaned the kitchen.

Kiki: OMG! That's an awesome hat, Don. Have you ever thought of being a celebrity chef? You totally fit the part. Like, you even cleaned the kitchen! I don't think anyone has done that since the maid quit. (giggle)

Don: Why thank you Kiki. The hat is starting to grow on me. But the pie is almost done, why don't you gather the rest of the ladies in the dining room for a taste test!

Don: Fresh out of the super deep freeze. Our pie looks fantastic!

Don: Ladies I hope your are prepared for a taste of heaven. Frozen Peanut Butter Pie coming right up!

Ladies: *giggle*

Kayleigh: I can't believe it! (giggle) It tastes just like peanut butter, only better. Yummy! (giggle)

Don: So there you have it ladies and gentleman. One to-die-for recipe for Frozen Peanut Butter Pie, Don Lothario style. ( I know this looks an awful lot like a berry pie, but I assure you that your's will look more peanut buttery.)

Don: Oh yeah! I'm good!

Offstage: Don, we're not done yet. We need one last shot with the triplets.

Don: Don't just take my word for it. Three out of three triplets agree it's worth every bite!

Ladies: (giggle)